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حتى البقر اتجنن ... حتى البقر اتجنن

حتى الفراج اتنفلز ... حتى الفراج اتنفلز

و ليكم عليا اشرب ميه من الحنفيه و اكل فراخ كمان

يظهر الواحد اتجنن هو كمان

:-D

طب و الله الناس اللى عايشه فى بلدنا دى غلابه وولا هم فاهمين حاجه

ياعنى لما ترمى الفراخ فى النيل "اذا كان ده حصل فعلا" ما انت هاتشرب من المياه دى تانى

النظريه ان هم متعودين ان اى حاجه تترمى فى النيل من اول ولامؤاخذه لحد الحمير الميته

وياسلام لما النوبه و الناس اللى فى جنوب مصر لما "تفيرس النيل" و نتظبط كلنا

دفعتنى الحاجات الفسيولوجية الحساسة الى اعتياد ركوب الاتوبيس المكيف ال CTA ايام الجمعه من كل اسبوع

طبعا مش فاهم اشمعنى البنت محجبه و ليه القران اللى شغال فى خلفية فيلم زى ده و مش فاهم ايه لازمة السبحه اللى فى الفيلم

بصراحه لسه متفرج عليه و كان نفسى احطه هنا و الناس تتفرج عليه بس مش شايف ان ده صح

انا بس نفسى اعرف: من امتا التدخين مسموح بيه فى المكيف ؟ ;-)

على اى حال ادى الموقع بتاعه.

My first comment on the Egyptian Java User Group

Yes, I've discovered that Lighttpd is now in Debian, I grabbed the sarge backport from backports.org and here it is!

Probably you won't notice anything, Maybe the server'll be a bit faster. But for me, I can serve more requests now as lighty is more lightweight than Apache ;-)

Graphs ? Generated every minute. ;-)

As you can see, I don't have much requests but why not use something that can allow me to expand ? :-)

Probably I won't leave the graphs for long, I'm just enjoying the rrdtool module of lighttpd!

First, I know that I should STFU because I'm not going to write a patch to fix it but I can't as I'm not a kernel developer and the knowledge I have about the kernel development is the same as the knowledge I have about T.V internals ;-)

Niahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Karim Ratib joins the blogosphere.

Well, I want to generate random passwords for people I give subdomains.

Since creating the subdomain involves a lot of steps, I decided to automate it a bit.

And since I only install the most needed things on the server, I decided to create a small script to generate the random password for me as I don't feel like installing a password generator.

I'm not the only one writing applications that crash!

Here's a new bug report for pcmanfm.

Long Live FLOSS!

Ali of OpenCraft wanted an RSS feed aggregator that'll display the latest items like what we see on the T.V.

I had a perl script that'll grab the latest items and email them to you. I modified it to print the titles to the standard output. You can then use osd_cat to display it.